Stop Hatin (skit) by Eve
Guy: Yo you know I just seen that new eve video, that thing on fire.
Girl: Who?
Guy: Eve! Bombshell. Yeah, Queen of Philadelphia.
Girl: (Raspberries) Yeah, right.
Guy: Awe c�Š�on man, I know you ain�Š� hatinon that young lady.
Girl: Oh no I ain�Š� hatinI mean, she�Š� alright��he ain�Š� all that. But- she ain�Š�
like that.
Guy: She more than alright, she just got a Grammy- talking about she alright.
She just got a Grammy.
Girl: I think that was all luck.
Guy: Awe, it�Š� no luck- luck? This fucks me up. She got 4 million records, got
all this shit poppin movies and all that shit and you from Philly standing
here talking about it�Š� luck. That�Š� crazy, that�Š� crazy. I don�Š� know who you
feeling right now, but that�Š� some crazy shit. All my niggas and all the chicks
I know back home say that she the shit. And all them cop her shit- I don�Š� know
what you talking about.
Girl: Do they ever see here, do she ever come to the hood? I don�Š� never see her
down town, down south street
Guy: 'cause she be busy, she got her shit poppin You don�Š� ever see her on South
street? She forever at Ishcabizzles. And it take 3 months and shit like that to
make movies, and 3 months albums, 3 months to tour, that�Š� nine months outa your��
top hatin
Girl:C�Š�on man! I ain�Š� hatin. C�Š�on, I mean who she wanna be?
Guy: You all up here on this motherfucking corner with these motherfucking
baggy tights on, and your teeth all motherfucking yellow, sipping on some a
warm Sprit talking shit about her. She Crystal and caviar. What the fuck is you
talking about? You better stop with your 3 motherfucking extensions and 4
tracks.
Girl: Hold up, hold up.
Guy: Hold up what? What the fuck?
Girl: I know you ain�Š� just come at me like that!
Guy: Yeah, 'cause you coming at her like that!
Girl: I�Š� from the fucking hood! You fucking nappy head! Smoking cigarettes,
buying lucies from the Chinese store. You broke ass bitch. Your fucking limp
ass Tims. C�Š�on now!
Guy: Awe ain�Š� this a motherfucker.
Girl: I�Š� fucking hood! Eve don�Š� even know you, nigga!
Guy: Yeah I know you hood, you rusty nipple ring having ass motherfucker! Your
rusty ass nipple ring, and your navel navel ring, what the fuck is you talking
about?
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